Requested by smokekink and anon
Mmm, I really like this request. Here are Seb and Jim after along day of hard work…and other things you are free to speculate about… (≖‿≖)
147/258. Actor Andrew Scott chats to host Kate Garraway about his new film Pride and the DVD release of The Stag
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Part 3 of “Sebastian Moran versus The Runt”, in which, having told Sherlock he’d go back to Jim, Seb heads out into the country to cool off instead. Have you missed parts one and two? Well, here they are (warning; part two is explicit). Part One, Part Two
I’m aware John isn’t Sherlock’s pet. I just think that he’s incredibly rude to him and in this episode especially, sends him on tasks that aren’t particularly helpful. I really don’t think that John’s assistance makes the case any faster or easier for Sherlock to solve. And John is fine with doing these things clearly, otherwise he wouldn’t be doing them. I never said he cares about Sherlock’s remarks, I was simply pointing out that Sherlock’s remarks ate there and implying that John’s not particularly useful, so your rude little comment about not knowing what show I’m watching is bullshit.
John’s a passive/aggressive little doormat who allows Sherlock to walk all over him, is clearly peeved by his behaviour but does the classic “No, that’s fine, nothing’s wrong” routine that’s so common in passive/aggressive types. I mean, why would anyone still be friends with someone who deliberately scared the hell out of them (Baskerville) and completely failed to understand that he’d done anything wrong?
Yes, he’s a crack shot and keeps calm in a crisis but, in my own humble opinion, John only stopped being pathetic in series 3; maybe Mary brought out the best in him (she’s fab, by the way).
A lot of stars for a place with a ton of light pollution…
Thank you! I lived most of my life in London and that sky was more appropriate for my other home - the wilds of Ireland. Also, John’s smug comment about how “a little knowledge of the Solar System” would have helped is utter bollocks. A little knowledge is knowing the order of the planets or being able to point out Orion in the night sky, not being aware of obscure, centuries old supernovae. Plus, there’s no way he could’ve pointed out that it was the Van Buren supernova in that painting as the stars were just depicted as a bunch of little white blobs on the canvas. Bugged the hell out of me, that did.
Sherlock checked out all the living classmates of Carl’s, if they didn’t know each other through school, how did Jim and Carl get in contact?
In one of my stories I covered this with a scenario in which teenage Jim accompanied Sebastian (they’d grown up together in County Wicklow from the age of four) to a swimming competition in London. Carl sneered at Seb for having his puny little friend with him instead of his parents being there to support him. Then he took the piss out of Jim for the fifteen year old’s sophisticated way of speaking. Jim broke into a lab to steal the poison and, after the deed was done, asked Seb to steal the shoes. Sherlock was already on his radar at that point but it would be years before Sebastian would finally find out why Jim had wanted Carl’s trainers.
Sherlock and Jim getting married.
What a gift to have both actors dressed for a wedding.
Requested by pieofthelord and anon
Awwww, I’ve gone all warm inside! (｡◕‿◕｡)
Following on from this. Sherlock wakes to find Jim’s right hand man going down on him but, once he’s given him a damn good seeing to, he’s utterly clueless about what to do next so hands him over to the one person he can trust who might give him a bit of friendly advice… Mrs Hudson. Oh, and this starts off explicit.
So, if you’ve read Jim Moriarty - Saviour of Poorly Pups , you’ll know that while Sebastian was away, Jim took in a stray dog that was about to whelp and saved the life of the tiny runt of the litter. This is what happened when Seb got back. This part’s not explicit but part two will be so don’t say I didn’t warn you. Oh, and it’s tagged Seblock and Sheriarty because it will be later, even though this part’s mostly Seb and Jim. (btw: there’s some swearing)
Everything I have to say has already crossed your mind, baby (¬‿¬)
Happy 30th anniversary to the LGSM!
In 1984, a group of friends gathered together to help support the miners during the UK strike. Who could have predicted what happened next?
See #PRIDE on September 12 and help celebrate the LGSM’s incredible achievements.